Help Me
No Promises, Though
If you want something, you better get on with it cause we ain't got much time left (being retired and partially senile) and if you are spamming us then we will hunt you down and do something nasty to you. Either way, we likely won't respond.
Send Us Your Plea
Email is the preferred method of contact. Click below to open your email client, or manually send your message to the address below.
biteme@durtnurs.com(Yeah, that's really our email address. We're committed to the bit.)
What Might Get a Response
Booking Inquiries
We occasionally respond to gig offers, especially if the venue has a liquor license and low expectations. Include date, location, and whether there's free drinks.
Interview Requests
We'll talk to anyone with a microphone and questionable judgment. Bonus points if you bring whiskey. We have lots of stories, most of them embellished.
Fan Mail
Letters of adoration are read aloud in the shed while we tune our instruments (poorly). Include money or whiskey for guaranteed response. Photos of your own questionable life decisions are also welcome.
Collaboration Offers
Want to work together? Great. We bring rock and roll chaos, you bring professionalism. Together we'll create something nobody asked for but everyone will remember.
Complaints
Noise complaints go directly to our manager (we don't have a manager). All other grievances will be filed appropriately (in the recycling bin).
General Inquiries
Got questions about the band, our music, or life in general? Send them along. We can't promise accurate answers, but we can promise entertaining ones.
Final Warning
We're serious about the spam thing. If you're a bot, a scammer, or trying to sell us extended warranties, consider this your only warning. DeadBeat has a particular set of skills (mostly drum-related) and SnowMan knows where you live (he doesn't, but it sounds threatening).
For everyone else: Welcome. We look forward to reading your email in 4-6 weeks when we remember to check our inbox.