About tHE dURT nURS'

Faking It Since 1993

Who We Are

We are tHE dURT nURS'—an alive and kicking rock band that's all about fun and good times. But seriously, we ain't that good! (Yet. Give us time. We are practicing monthly now that we are retired. Hmmm... we actually don't have much time.)

Here's the thing: we believe in ourselves, we like our brand, and we're having the time of our lives. We're a couple of retired farts who spent decades in the working world, and now we're doing what we should have done years ago—making noise and having fun.

And here's a fun fact: AI has opened up a whole new realm of possibility for us. We can fake it until we make it! With a little help from our artificial friends, we're creating the music we've always heard in our heads but could never quite pull off with just two guys and a dream.

We've jammed together for years, played a few parties and dances (never for pay, always for beer), and now we're ready to unleash our nonsense on the world. Release the Kraken, indeed.

The Lineup

DeadBeat - Drums and Vocals

DeadBeat

Drums / Vocals

DeadBeat keeps the beat and occasionally remembers the lyrics. Retired from the day job, now fully committed to making questionable decisions behind a drum kit.

SnowMan - Guitar, Bass, and Vocals

SnowMan

Guitar / Bass / Vocals

SnowMan handles all the strings and most of the heavy lifting. Retirement looks good on him—mostly because he's finally got time to practice.

How We Met

We were mail order brides!

(The real story is coming soon. It's less interesting than that.)

Want to Know More?

Check out our releases, join the fan club, or just send us a message. We promise to respond eventually.